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I Love My Wife Marilyn

Posted by on 01 Aug 2008 | Tagged as: General, Sentimental, The DEERz


I got all teary eyed reading this stuff.

I just got done bragging about My Wife Marilyn’s ability to see and remodel to make a house something special, and I’m just losing it.

You see, this site is dedicated to the love of my life, and sometimes you just gotta cry cuz you love someone so much.

A couple of our friends came out on a motorbike this week to give us an estimate for some work on the living room.  They like the bike thing, although the wife doesn’t like riding on gravel so she got on at the bottom of the hill when they left.

What’s that got to do with My Gorgeous Wife Marilyn? (who you wouldn’t catch on a motorcycle to save her soul, although you might find her driving a tank if she could find someone to let her)

Well, I’ll tell you.

You see, the night before our friends came out, another couple, a little older than Marilyn and I, were riding down the road not more than three miles from here when a deer jumped in front of them and caused them to to crash terribly.  In an instant the husband and wife were torn apart never again to know the joy of her arms hugging him as they go down the road on some beautiful cool summer evening.

You see, she’s gone.

Those of you who know us, know that we are people of faith.  If you aren’t then you need to be, because letting Jesus guide you in life makes life into what it was always meant to be.

My sadness, my melancholy, my tears are not from fear of old age, or even of death.  Our Lord has taken away death’s sting, and I know in Whom I have believed!  Marilyn does too! I hope that you do as well.

But you see, it’s been a rather rough year or two or 10.  You know how it goes, you’re always so busy trying to get through, help others, balance work and home.

We have our moments together and they are blessed, but we have so many apart.

I really can’t tell you in words how she still makes me feel when I see her across the room.  Her spell melts away the years and the cares and the worries and my most desperate desire is to keep the deer from jumping in front of her, literally or figuratively.

There is nothing that gives me joy like when she is joyful.

There is nothing that makes me sadder than to see her sad.

When the world is not right I hate that I cannot fix it.

If I could I would give her everything she desired.

As it is, I know that she would tell me that it really doesn’t matter.

Save for my Lord Jesus, Marilyn is my everything and I will ever cherish her.

I love My Wife Marilyn!



Dear Dogz

Posted by on 13 Apr 2008 | Tagged as: The DEERz, The DOGz

As spring approaches, I’m sorry to say that our dear Dogz are departed. They lived long and loved lives and their unquestioning loyalty and love (if an animal can indeed love) will be always remembered and sorely missed. It’s just Grandma and Cadie against the deerz now.

R.I.P Energizer

Posted by on 03 Aug 2007 | Tagged as: DDO, The DEERz

If I haven’t mentioned it yet, my wife Marilyn is an EXTREMELY talented and yes COMPETITIVE person. I must admit that I myself underestimated her competitive spirit when, on a whim, I bought her, a new computer and a subscription to Dungeons and Dragons Online (DDO). Now, I knew that she enjoyed playing games on the computer and on gaming consoles. Over the years we have spent many happy hours mucking around a variety of worlds and literally beating the crap out of them. But DDO, what can I say about DDO?

Most people think that DDO is for geeks like me, and Marilyn is the furthest thing from a geek that I could ever imagine. But from the moment she got the DDO subscription, Marilyn strove to excel…and excel she did.

Occassionally, when she first started, she would ask me about a certain feature of DDO (I actually didn’t get an account until a couple of weeks after her, but I had played the paper version for quite some time, years ago). But because she is so smart, tenacious and competitive, Marilyn soon became a DDO queen. I think that she said that she had built like 5 or 6 characters. She meticulously built these characters to become sword wielding, armor bearing, death machines. Three of her characters are maxed out, they literally can’t get any more experience points.

Marilyn has killed dragon after dragon, orc after orc, many times oblivious of time, or the mortal threat posed by the ugly pack of “fill-in-the-blanks” which dared defy her blade.

For those of you that have heard, on the phone or in person, the incessant tapping of the keyboard as she swung and swung upon her foes, you know the ferocity that my petite, cute little southern belle shows in her online alter egos.

DDO’ers have a variety of nicknames for the different types of characters that are available. Caster, healers, squishies (which include both of the aforementioned categories) and TANKS. I’m here to tell you that in the online world, my wife Marilyn loves being a tank. Many’s the time I would be leading a little band of six down some dank corridor when I would see Marilyn’s sexy little Drow (a type of elf) butt run down the hall, sword flailing, disappearing in the darkness amid the sounds of hordes of uglies. Fortunately, I usually played a bard, who has the ability to heal (but not resurrect 😉 ). Somtimes it was my sole purpose in life to sit back and expend every MP (magic point) I had repairing my sweet beloved.

I didn’t keep up though, Marilyn’s characters far exceeded mine and soon I could no longer play in her league. She has gone places and killed things that I can only dream of, Titans, Dragons, Demon Queens, Beholders, she’s killed em all.

She has had great fun doing it too. She has made friends all around the world and has become a member of well respected guilds.

In DDO you get to choose the race and look of your characters. Many of Marilyn’s are exotic, sexy, amazonian creations that cause shudders and sighs at the same time. However, in Marilyn’s quest to be an ultimate tank, she made one of her characters a female dwarf, name Energizer.

Now if you didn’t know it, dwarves are short stocky and very homely looking things. (Remember the dwarf in the Lord of the Rings?) Marilyn didn’t really think about the aesthetic consequences of her selection of a female dwarf until it was too late. I hate to say it, but you really couldn’t tell if Energizer was a woman or a man from most angles. But Energizer was aptly named. When everyone else was stuck, Energizer kept going and going and going.

I don’t know if I ever told her, but as much of a pain in the butt as it was at times, I really enjoyed Marilyn’s prowess at DDO and despite her unisexual looks Energizer epitomized the tenacity and ferocity with which Marilyn attacked the halls of Storm Reach.

Lately the garden has been calling and the fervor has fallen off as she has overcome every obstacle that the creative dungeon masters of Storm Reach could throw at her and her parties. The call of the lawn and the shubbery and the constant battle against the DEERz has drawn my sweetie out from the dank dungeons and barrooms of that virtual world. Hence the title of the article.

It’s official, for now.  The evil that lies within Storm Reach sighed a great sigh. It was a sigh that I swear I could hear here in our real world.  Energizer, Paladies, Marlynn and the others have hung up their swords. The dungeons will be less filled with gore. The clang of metal against metal will be less raucous. Marilyn has resigned from the world of Storm Reach….. for now.

As for me, after watching her play for all these months, I think that I look at my wife a little bit differently. I’ve seen a side of her that I knew existed but that would never manifest itself in the world of pastors’ wives and grand kids. My sweet, cute, harmless wife is a TANK…and I’m proud of it.

Why Green Grass

Posted by on 02 Aug 2007 | Tagged as: Growing Things, The DEERz, The DOGz

The theme that I selected is soooo appropriate. This is my first WordPress site, usually I use Joomla. I about died when I saw this theme was built in as one of Marilyn’s passions is the yard. We are fortunate to live outside of the city limits and to have a well, because I can guarantee you that I would have to be even more successful than I already am if I had to pay for all of the water that goes into the ground around here. Of course the results are as to be expected with anything that Marilyn does. (despite the ever present, fearless enemy, the DEERz 🙁 ).

For those of you who have had their minds poisoned by Bambi, I’m here to tell you that the DEERz are the evilest, vilest creatures in the known universe (ours anyway). They are like giant cocharoaches with antlers. They tippy toe into the yard at all hours of the night and eat EVERYTHING; young tree leaves, tender new rose growth, freshly planted plants of all varieties. It wouldn’t be so bad if they just tippy toed in at night, but the truth is they pretty much wander around the edges of the property at all hours of the day, waiting for Marilyn to let her guard down for a second so that they can devour some more.

Me, being the smart male that I am, thought that my best friends the DOGz would naturally and vigorously defend our home on the range and keep us from the evil DEERZ. However, I think that the DOGz are defective. Their best defense against the DEERz is to lay stealthily in the middle of the yard and swipe their tails back and forth lazily while the DEERz do pretty much whatever they want.

Marilyn has found a new helper in her fight against the DEERz, our grand daughter Caddie. Caddie has taken to shouting at the DEERz at the top of her little two year old voice. When that doesn’t work she toddles her brown little body toward them in defiance, screaming all the way. I think she is becoming quite proficient. I’m trying to get her to teach the DOGz a thing or two, but they will have nothing of it.